{"id":28259,"date":"2013-05-07T04:23:30","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T04:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-35\/"},"modified":"2013-05-07T04:23:30","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T04:23:30","slug":"incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-35\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/49211009340\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/48839373939\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/48790916391\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cActually it\u2019s not too uncommon for cats to eat catnip as well. It doesn\u2019t hurt them, and some say it might actually help their digestive systems. Listen to me, sounding like some sort of cat expert.\u201d Wow, that was entirely unexpected if you asked him. He shrugged his shoulders a bit. \u201cTrust me, it\u2019s okay. This right here is nice enough. Don\u2019t have to cover every role. You\u2019d be getting tons of things.\u201d Without warning, Robert set the box aside and put his arms around Summer, squeezing her slightly. \u201cSeriously, thank you. It\u2019s a great gift.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The sudden hug startled Summer. Feeling a little awkward, she hugged him back. He smelled nice, warm and clean and something else she thought might be aftershave. \u201cI\u2019m really glad you like it. I actually had forgotten you had cats; I just remembered that you liked them so I filled out the spaces with that stuff. And here it seems you know almost as much as I do about cats. Are yours purebreds, or just moggie cats?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>When Summer spoke up, he pulled away a bit, but kept his hands on her shoulders, smile placed upon his face. \u201cIf you don\u2019t mind me saying, if I didn\u2019t have cats, I might have had to get one to make some use of the catnip. And honestly, I wouldn\u2019t be completely against that.\u201d Robert\u2019s thoughts jumbled when Summer mentioned \u2018moggie\u2019 cats. What in heaven\u2019s name was a \u2018moggie\u2019 cat? \u201cA moggie cat? You mean like\u2026 a cross-breed, correct? Is that a new word for that, because I\u2019m unaware of what that term means.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;No, a moggie is &#8212; it&#8217;s to cats what mutt is to dogs. I mean, I guess a cross-breed would be a moggie, but it&#8217;s derived from mongrel. So it&#8217;s more cats whose heritage is just whatever. All four of mine are just whatever, street cat types.&#8221; Summer fumbled in her pocket for her smartphone. &#8220;Helios doesn&#8217;t look it, though. He&#8217;s a Ragdoll throwback, I think. All his sibs were black and shorthaired, and he&#8217;s got six inch deep fur.&#8221; She unlocked the phone screen, and then turned it to Robert. &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/113247483021080082783\/albums\/5242705311361356081\/5503537307815683346?banner=pwa\" target=\"_blank\">See?<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: incredibly-gifted-faker: \u201cActually it\u2019s not too uncommon for cats to eat catnip as well. It doesn\u2019t hurt them, and some say it might actually help their digestive systems. Listen to me, sounding like some sort of cat expert.\u201d Wow, that was entirely unexpected if you asked him. He shrugged his shoulders a bit. \u201cTrust &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-35\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2226,3321],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28259"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}