{"id":28265,"date":"2013-05-07T03:20:02","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T03:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/the-anonymous-deceiver-iamthefirechild-replied\/"},"modified":"2013-05-07T03:20:02","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T03:20:02","slug":"the-anonymous-deceiver-iamthefirechild-replied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/the-anonymous-deceiver-iamthefirechild-replied\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-anonymous-deceiver.tumblr.com\/post\/49828927406\/iamthefirechild-replied-to-your-post-sensually\">the-anonymous-deceiver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"hide_overflow\"><a class=\"username\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/\">iamthefirechild<\/a>\u00a0replied to your\u00a0<a class=\"notification_target\" href=\"http:\/\/the-anonymous-deceiver.tumblr.com\/post\/49828430243\/sensually-moaning-yeah-thats-not-going-to-happen\">post<\/a><span class=\"colon\">:<\/span>\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/the-anonymous-deceiver.tumblr.com\/post\/49828430243\/sensually-moaning-yeah-thats-not-going-to-happen\">(sensually moaning) Yeah, \/that\u2019s\/ not going to happen. Liesmith wants to kill me because of his Anth\u2019y, not sleep with me. \u2026 not that I\u2019d object, you understand. *rolls her eyes*<\/a><\/em><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\u201c\u2026 why do I need to make it to the ground floor by sunset?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>\u201cBecause,\u201d<\/em> Liesmith rolled his eyes in his dream, \u201cI will forcibly remove you from the property via the nearest window. I have to pick up dinner for Anthony tonight and I will not be late thanks to a moronic thing like you.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cPrefer the window, please.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cGive me any more cheek and I will crush one of your lumbar vertebrae\u2026 then you will have to drag yourself out with only your arms.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Try it and see what happens. Honestly, what in the world you people see in that man.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-anonymous-deceiver: iamthefirechild\u00a0replied to your\u00a0post:\u00a0(sensually moaning) Yeah, \/that\u2019s\/ not going to happen. Liesmith wants to kill me because of his Anth\u2019y, not sleep with me. \u2026 not that I\u2019d object, you understand. *rolls her eyes* \u201c\u2026 why do I need to make it to the ground floor by sunset?\u201d \u201cBecause,\u201d Liesmith rolled his eyes in his &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/07\/the-anonymous-deceiver-iamthefirechild-replied\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28265"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}