{"id":29246,"date":"2013-03-25T22:45:10","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T22:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/03\/25\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-ugh-god-jarvis\/"},"modified":"2013-03-25T22:45:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T22:45:10","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-ugh-god-jarvis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/03\/25\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-ugh-god-jarvis\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/46283560553\/ugh-god-jarvis-lights-my-head-is-killing\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cUgh, god, Jarvis, lights.\u00a0 My head is killing me.\u201d\u00a0 The lights dimmed, and Tony shifted somewhat from where he was hidden behind the bar on the ground.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m5gkn0WNSP1ry24jlo3_500.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>-Sir\u2014-<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cQuietly, J\u2014\u201d\u00a0 He coughed harshly into his elbow for a long moment.\u00a0 \u201cKeep it quiet, Jarvis.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>-Bad day, sir?-<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHeh.\u00a0 Very astute.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Tony, I&#8217;m b &#8212; Tony?&#8221; Summer stopped inside the door and blinked. &#8220;I thought he was here &#8230;&#8221; she muttered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: \u201cUgh, god, Jarvis, lights.\u00a0 My head is killing me.\u201d\u00a0 The lights dimmed, and Tony shifted somewhat from where he was hidden behind the bar on the ground. -Sir\u2014- \u201cQuietly, J\u2014\u201d\u00a0 He coughed harshly into his elbow for a long moment.\u00a0 \u201cKeep it quiet, Jarvis.\u201d -Bad day, sir?- \u201cHeh.\u00a0 Very astute.\u201d &#8220;Tony, I&#8217;m b &#8212; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/03\/25\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-ugh-god-jarvis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3454],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29246"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}