{"id":30039,"date":"2013-02-24T07:01:24","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T07:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/24\/domesticity-meme-gimme-a-ship-if-you-can-think-2\/"},"modified":"2013-02-24T07:01:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T07:01:24","slug":"domesticity-meme-gimme-a-ship-if-you-can-think-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/24\/domesticity-meme-gimme-a-ship-if-you-can-think-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coltnposey.tumblr.com\/mail\">domesticity meme! GIMME A SHIP<\/a><\/p>\n<p><small>if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:<br \/><\/small><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><small>big spoon\/little spoon:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>favorite non-sexual activity:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who uses all the hot water:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>most trivial thing they fight over:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who does most of the cleaning:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>what has a season pass on their dvr\/who controls the netflix queue:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who calls up the super\/landlord when the heat\u2019s not working:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who steals the blankets:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who leaves their stuff around:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who remembers to buy the milk:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who remembers anniversaries:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><small>or<\/small><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><small>who cooks normally?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>how often do they fight?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>nicknames for each other?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who steals the covers at night?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who kissed who first?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who made the first move?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who remembers things?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who started the relationship?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>who cusses more?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><small>what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/small><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>domesticity meme! GIMME A SHIP if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them: big spoon\/little spoon: favorite non-sexual activity: who uses all the hot water: most trivial thing they fight over: who does most of the cleaning: what has a season pass on their dvr\/who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/24\/domesticity-meme-gimme-a-ship-if-you-can-think-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2538],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30039"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}