{"id":30082,"date":"2013-02-22T05:46:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T05:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/22\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-10\/"},"modified":"2013-02-22T05:46:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T05:46:19","slug":"the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/22\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-10\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/43705475415\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/43704551424\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/43704222683\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/43704186797\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/43704119736\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/43704084530\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/43703963834\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/43703909445\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-you-dont-want-to\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/43703596356\/you-dont-want-to-touch-that-nope-dont-just\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t want to touch that. Nope. Don\u2019t. Just don\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cBut it\u2019s shiney!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cExactly why you shouldn\u2019t. Hands off.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWhat does it DO?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cEvil. It does evil.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThen I should touch it, so I can defeat the evil. Obviously.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 No.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThen you better find something to distract me with.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s a five hundred dollar cheque. Go have a blast.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;What in the name of blue and purple shit do you take me for?!&#8221; She&#8217;s glaring green daggers at him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: \u201cYou don\u2019t want to touch that. Nope. Don\u2019t. Just don\u2019t.\u201d \u201cBut it\u2019s shiney!\u201d \u201cExactly why you shouldn\u2019t. Hands off.\u201d \u201cWhat does it DO?\u201d \u201cEvil. It does evil.\u201d \u201cThen I should touch it, so I can defeat the evil. Obviously.\u201d \u201c\u2026 No.\u201d \u201cThen you better find something &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/22\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-10\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3539,3167],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30082"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}