{"id":30299,"date":"2013-02-15T05:24:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T05:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/15\/step-away-from-the-fish-43\/"},"modified":"2013-02-15T05:24:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T05:24:19","slug":"step-away-from-the-fish-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/15\/step-away-from-the-fish-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Step away from the fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/43128414657\/step-away-from-the-fish\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHey hey hey!\u201d Tony said waving a wooden spoon at Summer. \u201cGet away from that fish tank.\u201d He had been in the kitchen for about 20 minutes trying to figure out what to make them for dinner. \u201cIt\u2019s not that I don\u2019t trust you around breakable stuff; I just don&#8217;t trust you around my fish.\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cI\u2019m still convinced you\u2019re gunna murder my little Herbie.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I \/am\/ part cat,&#8221; Summer teased, ostentatiously putting her hands behind her back. &#8220;I&#8217;m really not that picky, Tony. If this is a bid to impress me it&#8217;s not working.&#8221; She straddled a chair backward, propping her chin on the back of it and watching him generally frown at his kitchen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: \u201cHey hey hey!\u201d Tony said waving a wooden spoon at Summer. \u201cGet away from that fish tank.\u201d He had been in the kitchen for about 20 minutes trying to figure out what to make them for dinner. \u201cIt\u2019s not that I don\u2019t trust you around breakable stuff; I just don&#8217;t trust you around my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/15\/step-away-from-the-fish-43\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Step away from the fish<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3486,3535,3515],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}