{"id":30340,"date":"2013-02-13T04:53:34","date_gmt":"2013-02-13T04:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/13\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-26\/"},"modified":"2013-02-13T04:53:34","modified_gmt":"2013-02-13T04:53:34","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/13\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-26\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42981388859\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42980746034\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42980057386\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42947902995\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42924419167\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-fine-if-i-win\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cWell since I\u2019m so shitty at coming up with something why don\u2019t you have a go.\u201d Tony rolled his eyes getting a little annoyed. \u201cI mean if you\u2019re just gunna sit here and shoot down every idea you may as well be pitching some yourself.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer\u2019s eyes grew thoughtful, then crafty. \u201cIf you win, I\u2019ll be your personal, obedient servant for a month. Coffee, cupcakes, whatever you want. If I win,\u201d a smile uncurled on her mouth, a little cruel, \u201cyou have to go out with me twice.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cA whole month?\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cAre you just trying to punish yourself?\u201d He rubbed his hands together considering the terms of the bet. \u201cIt sounds like you want me to go out with you so I\u2019m fairly certain I\u2019ve already won.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWith incentive like that, I won\u2019t lose,\u201d she shot back. \u201cAnd you\u2019ll have to do more than simply exist to break my will.\u201d She drank deeply from her chocolate, then looked up at him through her eyelashes. \u201cAfter all, if you never see me again, I\u2019ve won.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cGod and you accused\u00a0<em>me\u00a0<\/em>of flirting,\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou got yourself a deal Miss Summer.\u201d He smirked. \u201cHope you\u2019re ready to clean my apartment.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She spluttered into her drink. &#8220;I suck at flirting. \/If\/ you wish, I&#8217;ll be ready to do anything you say, Mr Irresistible. But false comments will get you nowhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: \u201cWell since I\u2019m so shitty at coming up with something why don\u2019t you have a go.\u201d Tony rolled his eyes getting a little annoyed. \u201cI mean if you\u2019re just gunna sit here and shoot down every idea you may as well be pitching some yourself.\u201d Summer\u2019s eyes grew thoughtful, then &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/13\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-26\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3590,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}