{"id":30364,"date":"2013-02-12T06:13:26","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T06:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/12\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-30\/"},"modified":"2013-02-12T06:13:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-12T06:13:26","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/12\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-30\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42906357288\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42874795534\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42874138825\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42873323199\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cAnd what do you expect to get from winning?\u201d she drawled. \u201cI\u2019ve never been fucked in my life.\u201d Her eyes flicked away, and she added, <\/span><em>sotto voce<\/em><span>, \u201cliterally or figuratively.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWell now you\u2019re just being dirty.\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cAnd if I win you\u2019re gunna bake three dozen cupcakes and draw my face with icing on each one.\u201d He smirked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Both eyebrows shot up. \u201cThat\u2019ll be a neat trick, considering I live oncampus with no kitchen available. Ask for something actually possible, honestly, or there\u2019s just no point. I mean, if you want cupcakes that badly, I\u2019ll just buy them for you. I think I can afford to give you a cupcake a week.\u201d Summer sighed. \u201cAnyway I\u2019m not being dirty, I\u2019m being honest.\u201d She shrugged. \u201cYou seem to think your charm is going to make me want you. A natural course of events. And I\u2019ll tell you right now, if that happens, you won\u2019t know it. And the reverse is never going to happen because people like you aren\u2019t interested in people like me.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cFine if I win you have to buy me coffee everyday for a month and if you win I\u2019ll do the same.\u201d Tony stuck out his hand with a grin. \u201cDeal?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She shook her head at him. &#8220;Don&#8217;t drink coffee, and so far you aren&#8217;t even making me want to win. Or lose. Bet something worth caring about or don&#8217;t take up the challenge. You can&#8217;t win anyway, I&#8217;m immune to you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: \u201cAnd what do you expect to get from winning?\u201d she drawled. \u201cI\u2019ve never been fucked in my life.\u201d Her eyes flicked away, and she added, sotto voce, \u201cliterally or figuratively.\u201d \u201cWell now you\u2019re just being dirty.\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cAnd if I win you\u2019re gunna bake three dozen cupcakes and draw my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/12\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-30\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30364"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}