{"id":30376,"date":"2013-02-11T23:04:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T23:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/11\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-32\/"},"modified":"2013-02-11T23:04:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T23:04:00","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/11\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-32\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201cNot a thing besides being my normal painfully charming self.\u201d he smirked. \u201cAnd what will you be doing to try to prevent me from winning?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cLet me see \u2026 if you take \/my\/ hand, then you lose. Yes?\u201d She scraped her fingernails down, curling her fingers inward. \u201cI\u2019ve no skill at flirting, but if you fall for me \u2026\u201d She couldn\u2019t finish, breaking into laughter.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tony scoffed. \u201cThe only thing I lose is my keys after a night of drinking,\u201d he laughed. \u201cAnd I\u2019m a black belt in the art of flirting so I hate to tell you this kid but you\u2019re kinda fucked,\u201d he smirked. \u201cI\u00a0might\u00a0as well have already won.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cAnd what do you expect to get from winning?\u201d she drawled. \u201cI\u2019ve never been fucked in my life.\u201d Her eyes flicked away, and she added, sotto voce<\/em>, \u201cliterally or figuratively.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cWell now you\u2019re just being dirty.\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cAnd if I win you\u2019re gunna bake three dozen cupcakes and draw my face with icing on each one.\u201d He smirked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Both eyebrows shot up. “That’ll be a neat trick, considering I live oncampus with no kitchen available. Ask for something actually possible, honestly, or there’s just no point. I mean, if you want cupcakes that badly, I’ll just buy them for you. I think I can afford to give you a cupcake a week.” Summer sighed. “Anyway I’m not being dirty, I’m being honest.” She shrugged. “You seem to think your charm is going to make me want you. A natural course of events. And I’ll tell you right now, if that happens, you won’t know it. And the reverse is never going to happen because people like you aren’t interested in people like me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: \u201cNot a thing besides being my normal painfully charming self.\u201d he smirked. \u201cAnd what will you be doing to try to prevent me from winning?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cLet me see \u2026 if you take \/my\/ hand, then you lose. Yes?\u201d She scraped her fingernails down, curling her fingers inward. \u201cI\u2019ve no skill … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30376"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}