{"id":30428,"date":"2013-02-10T05:20:17","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-42\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T05:20:17","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:20:17","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-42\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cWhat? I\u2019m serious!\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou know I\u2019m an asshole so why even try to deny it.\u201d He gave Summer a playful push on the shoulder. \u201cNo one has laughed that hard at that particular joke in a long time.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re not an asshole, Tony, you\u2019re just full of shit,\u201d she teased. Fishing in her back pocket, she pulled out a five and passed it over the counter. \u201cGet your coffee, nerd.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cNerd is an offensive term.\u201d he laughed, \u201cWe prefer scientifically proficient.\u201d He told the cashier his order and handed her his debit card. \u201cAwesome. Now where you wanna sit?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s a couch back here that\u2019s practically got my name on it this semester,\u201d she told him, carefully picking up her chocolate. \u201cHow about geek? I like geek. I\u2019m a renaissance geek.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tony grabbed his coffee off the counter and took a sip. \u201cWell lead the way geek.\u201d He laughed following behind her.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Summer sprawled herself into half the couch, back to the armrest and knee bent up across the cushion. Her bookbag thunked to the floor and she blew over the top of her hot chocolate. “Still think you’re\u00a0irresistible, nerd boy?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: \u201cWhat? I\u2019m serious!\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou know I\u2019m an asshole so why even try to deny it.\u201d He gave Summer a playful push on the shoulder. \u201cNo one has laughed that hard at that particular joke in a long time.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re not an asshole, Tony, you\u2019re just full of shit,\u201d … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30428"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}