{"id":30429,"date":"2013-02-10T05:12:35","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-43\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T05:12:35","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:12:35","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-43\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42728638095\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-what-im\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42728305325\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42727796658\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cWhat? I\u2019m serious!\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou know I\u2019m an asshole so why even try to deny it.\u201d He gave Summer a playful push on the shoulder. \u201cNo one has laughed that hard at that particular joke in a long time.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re not an asshole, Tony, you\u2019re just full of shit,\u201d she teased. Fishing in her back pocket, she pulled out a five and passed it over the counter. \u201cGet your coffee, nerd.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cNerd is an offensive term.\u201d he laughed, \u201cWe prefer scientifically proficient.\u201d He told the cashier his order and handed her his debit card. \u201cAwesome. Now where you wanna sit?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a couch back here that&#8217;s practically got my name on it this semester,&#8221; she told him, carefully picking up her chocolate. &#8220;How about geek? I like geek. I&#8217;m a renaissance geek.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: \u201cWhat? I\u2019m serious!\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou know I\u2019m an asshole so why even try to deny it.\u201d He gave Summer a playful push on the shoulder. \u201cNo one has laughed that hard at that particular joke in a long time.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re not an asshole, Tony, you\u2019re just full of shit,\u201d she teased. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-43\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30429"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}