{"id":30431,"date":"2013-02-10T05:04:53","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-44\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T05:04:53","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T05:04:53","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-44\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42727796658\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42726514366\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42726088374\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42725445295\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cYou\u2019re what I needed for that fucking Intro to Physics class. Ugh. The muffins are amazing. I\u2019m having hot chocolate. SUGAR!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/517ddaa32fe518cb8afb715a20e42262\/tumblr_inline_mhzlk7nOiQ1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI think I\u2019ll pass on the hot chocolate.\u201d Tony smiled. \u201cI like my coffee like my heart. Black and bitter.\u201d He laughed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer laughed so hard she choked. \u201cThat is \/such\/ a lie,\u201d she finally managed, trying to smother her giggles in her hand. \u201cTry again, Tony.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWhat? I\u2019m serious!\u201d Tony laughed. \u201cYou know I\u2019m an asshole so why even try to deny it.\u201d He gave Summer a playful push on the shoulder. \u201cNo one has laughed that hard at that particular joke in a long time.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not an asshole, Tony, you&#8217;re just full of shit,&#8221; she teased. Fishing in her back pocket, she pulled out a five and passed it over the counter. &#8220;Get your coffee, nerd.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: \u201cYou\u2019re what I needed for that fucking Intro to Physics class. Ugh. The muffins are amazing. I\u2019m having hot chocolate. SUGAR!\u201d \u201cI think I\u2019ll pass on the hot chocolate.\u201d Tony smiled. \u201cI like my coffee like my heart. Black and bitter.\u201d He laughed. Summer laughed so hard she choked. \u201cThat is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-44\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30431"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}