{"id":30433,"date":"2013-02-10T04:39:20","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T04:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-45\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T04:39:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T04:39:20","slug":"kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-45\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42726088374\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42725445295\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42725248800\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42724850568\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42724259122\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42706898568\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kidtonysnark.tumblr.com\/post\/42644399583\/iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">kidtonysnark<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/42625758530\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cI\u2019m from North Carolina.\u201d She\u00a0exaggerated\u00a0her southern accent into a soft drawl. \u201cWe lived in Tennessee when I was small, though. I\u2019m majoring in English with a minor in Philosophy \u2014 kind of by accident.\u201d Shifting her shoulder under the bag, she added, \u201cI do swim, but after one season I decided I\u2019d rather focus on my schoolwork.\u201d Summer eyed Tony up and down. \u201cAre you even old enough to drink?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cAm I old enough to drink? Yes. Am I old enough to drink legally? That\u2019s an entirely different question,\u201d he grinned. \u201cPhilosophy huh?\u201d He scratched his head. \u201cSo you like to think about stuff and things like that?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI just end up thinking about a lot of things,\u201d she said, self-deprecating. \u201cHonestly, I didn\u2019t mean to, I just picked up some classes that looked interesting to fill out my schedule and then my advisor pointed out that if I took the two basic philo classes I\u2019d have a minor. I\u2019ll pick those up when they stop conflicting with my writing classes.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m more of a science kid myself,\u201d Tony said. \u201cEngineering mostly. Biology bores the shit out of me.\u201d He laughed, scratching his head. \u201cLike who cares how cells work? As long as mine are alive and well and doing what they\u2019re supposed to be doing I don\u2019t care.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cEeeeh.\u201d Summer opened the door to the coffee shop, flicking a salute to the girl behind the counter. \u201cI like science a lot, but the math is overwhelming. I mean, okay, algebra is pretty simple, but eventually you get to a lot of rules that just aren\u2019t that intuitive, and I\u2019d \/much\/ rather work in concepts and leave the math to someone else.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m like the exact opposite.\u201d Tony smiled. \u201cI hate concepts; I like fact. I like things to be they way they are: no ifs ands or buts.\u201d He laughed looking at the menu behind the counter. \u201cSo what\u2019s good here?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re what I needed for that fucking Intro to Physics class. Ugh. The muffins are amazing. I\u2019m having hot chocolate. SUGAR!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/517ddaa32fe518cb8afb715a20e42262\/tumblr_inline_mhzlk7nOiQ1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI think I\u2019ll pass on the hot chocolate.\u201d Tony smiled. \u201cI like my coffee like my heart. Black and bitter.\u201d He laughed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer laughed so hard she choked. &#8220;That is \/such\/ a lie,&#8221; she finally managed, trying to smother her giggles in her hand. &#8220;Try again, Tony.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: kidtonysnark: iamthefirechild: \u201cI\u2019m from North Carolina.\u201d She\u00a0exaggerated\u00a0her southern accent into a soft drawl. \u201cWe lived in Tennessee when I was small, though. I\u2019m majoring in English with a minor in Philosophy \u2014 kind of by accident.\u201d Shifting her shoulder under the bag, she added, \u201cI do swim, but after &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/10\/kidtonysnark-iamthefirechild-kidtonysnark-45\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3535,3579,90,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30433"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}