{"id":30581,"date":"2013-02-04T00:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T00:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/04\/agenteidetic-taps-on-the-office-door\/"},"modified":"2013-02-04T00:00:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T00:00:05","slug":"agenteidetic-taps-on-the-office-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/02\/04\/agenteidetic-taps-on-the-office-door\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agenteidetic.tumblr.com\/post\/42208023833\/taps-on-the-office-door-entrez-yes-hello\">agenteidetic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*taps on the office door*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"Enter.\">Entrez.<\/a>\u00a0Yes, hello, how can I help?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m2d607nyle1r9d3n8.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just need you to talk to me for a little, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>agenteidetic: *taps on the office door* Entrez.\u00a0Yes, hello, how can I help? I just need you to talk to me for a little, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3622,3621],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}