{"id":30667,"date":"2013-01-30T04:16:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/30\/hisses-you-smell-like-the-kind-of-person-who\/"},"modified":"2013-01-30T04:16:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T04:16:00","slug":"hisses-you-smell-like-the-kind-of-person-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/30\/hisses-you-smell-like-the-kind-of-person-who\/","title":{"rendered":"*hisses* You smell like the kind of person who would set my hair on fire. Maybe. That&#8217;s cause. You are."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You came to me, not the other way &#8216;round, chiya. *raises eyebrows* Do you want me to do it again? It could be cool; if you hadn&#8217;t twitched so hard that night your hair wouldn&#8217;t have gotten burnt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You came to me, not the other way &#8216;round, chiya. *raises eyebrows* Do you want me to do it again? It could be cool; if you hadn&#8217;t twitched so hard that night your hair wouldn&#8217;t have gotten burnt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,4,3238,3637],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}