{"id":30778,"date":"2013-01-24T16:53:04","date_gmt":"2013-01-24T16:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/24\/spyderqueen-so-in-r-nocontext-i-saw-this\/"},"modified":"2013-01-24T16:53:04","modified_gmt":"2013-01-24T16:53:04","slug":"spyderqueen-so-in-r-nocontext-i-saw-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/24\/spyderqueen-so-in-r-nocontext-i-saw-this\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/spyderqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/41366097424\/so-in-r-nocontext-i-saw-this-line-posted-long\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">spyderqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So, in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nocontext\/\">\/r\/nocontext<\/a>, I saw this line posted<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Long story involving alcohol, a paint gun and two (very) expensive hookers.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And all I could think is, I desperately need to read this line in an Avengers fic.\u00a0 It does sound like part of something Tony would have been involved with.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>spyderqueen: So, in \/r\/nocontext, I saw this line posted Long story involving alcohol, a paint gun and two (very) expensive hookers. And all I could think is, I desperately need to read this line in an Avengers fic.\u00a0 It does sound like part of something Tony would have been involved with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30778"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}