{"id":30836,"date":"2013-01-21T05:15:44","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T05:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/21\/open-rp-9\/"},"modified":"2013-01-21T05:15:44","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T05:15:44","slug":"open-rp-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/21\/open-rp-9\/","title":{"rendered":"\/\/Open RP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeseburgersfortony.tumblr.com\/post\/41080200367\/open-rp\">cheeseburgersfortony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/41079931649\/open-rp\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeseburgersfortony.tumblr.com\/post\/41079361264\/open-rp\">cheeseburgersfortony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/41079114903\/open-rp\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeseburgersfortony.tumblr.com\/post\/41078542727\/open-rp\">cheeseburgersfortony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/41078267454\/open-rp\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeseburgersfortony.tumblr.com\/post\/41077395624\/open-rp\">cheeseburgersfortony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Holy fuck I think I\u2019ll just drown myself in a vat of scotch. Yeah, that sounds perfect right now.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/70b0fefd2de8231d0bed2054977f7a7b\/tumblr_inline_mgykqtVKTO1rag8zg.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I really don\u2019t think you want to do that, Mr Stark.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/6061b9f1ecf07f86338c95d65b3dfd33\/tumblr_inline_mgyl8uLstZ1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cNah, I really think I do. Things might not be as\u2026 stupid? I guess?\u201d He poured himself a tumbler of it, staring absently at the red head.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cStart with a glass or two,\u201d she suggested, dropping into lotus position at his feet. \u201cAnd explain to me why you\u2019re trying to give yourself alcohol poisoning.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOh don\u2019t worry sweetheart, after all the chlorophyll I consumed, I don\u2019t think chugging a couple kegs could give me alcohol poisoning,\u201d he replied, taking a stiff swig. \u201cI\u2019m kinda just, fed up with what the world has become, I guess.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWelcome to my world,\u201d Summer replied dryly. \u201cI think I\u2019d trade you in a heartbeat. Not sure what the scotch is going to do for you in that regard.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony nearly snorted scotch out of his nose. \u201cCareful what you wish for\u2026\u201d A smirk played across his tired face. \u201cI never said the scotch wouldn\u2019t get me drunk, I just said it wouldn\u2019t kill me.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, at least you have the money and the position to try to do something about it. I just get to feel it, all day every day, my own and everyone else&#8217;s weight on my shoulders.&#8221; The last bit came out unexpectedly bitter. &#8220;Sorry.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cheeseburgersfortony: iamthefirechild: cheeseburgersfortony: iamthefirechild: cheeseburgersfortony: iamthefirechild: cheeseburgersfortony: Holy fuck I think I\u2019ll just drown myself in a vat of scotch. Yeah, that sounds perfect right now. I really don\u2019t think you want to do that, Mr Stark. \u201cNah, I really think I do. Things might not be as\u2026 stupid? I guess?\u201d He poured himself a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/21\/open-rp-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\/\/Open RP<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3668,3669],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30836"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}