{"id":30899,"date":"2013-01-20T02:42:36","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T02:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/20\/thisisagentnero-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2013-01-20T02:42:36","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T02:42:36","slug":"thisisagentnero-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/20\/thisisagentnero-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thisisagentnero.tumblr.com\/post\/40939883501\/iamthefirechild\">thisisagentnero<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<div class=\"follower alt clearfix\">+\u00a0<a class=\"avatar\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" class=\"avatar_img\" height=\"40\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/avatar_31dc8f6cabf3_40.png\" width=\"40\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"info\">\n<div class=\"name\"><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/\">iamthefirechild<br \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"name\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/641b3b108aebc64d92096ca024d93e33\/tumblr_inline_mgvygf5mga1rz3kuq.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"name\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"name\">\u201cWelcome to PR. Who do I have the pleasure of offering my services to today?\u201d No, he wasn\u2019t being sarcastic at all.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Uhoh.&#8221; Anyone familiar with ICQ would have recognised the sound being imitated. Summer paused, fixing her eyes on the Agent. &#8220;I&#8217;ve gotten lost. Again. How do I keep getting lost? Who \/designed\/ this place anyway?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thisisagentnero: +\u00a0 iamthefirechild \u201cWelcome to PR. Who do I have the pleasure of offering my services to today?\u201d No, he wasn\u2019t being sarcastic at all. &#8220;Uhoh.&#8221; Anyone familiar with ICQ would have recognised the sound being imitated. Summer paused, fixing her eyes on the Agent. &#8220;I&#8217;ve gotten lost. Again. How do I keep getting lost? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/20\/thisisagentnero-iamthefirechild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3672,3671],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30899"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}