{"id":30982,"date":"2013-01-17T06:23:27","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T06:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/17\/agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild-2\/"},"modified":"2013-01-17T06:23:27","modified_gmt":"2013-01-17T06:23:27","slug":"agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/17\/agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentclntbrtn.tumblr.com\/post\/40747666623\/iamthefirechild-agentclntbrtn-im-done\">agentclntbrtn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/40747532252\/agentclntbrtn-im-done-heyyyyy-ow-okay\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentclntbrtn.tumblr.com\/post\/40746939528\/im-done\">agentclntbrtn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/885b8befb94bfe2f5e443528605a31b9\/tumblr_inline_mgra82u9SL1rvh9l0.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m\u00a0<em>done.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHeyyyyy. Ow. Okay. What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cNothin\u2019.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Aaaaand that would be why you&#8217;re hitting things and the inside of your head sounds like an off-key brass band. I know you don&#8217;t know me, but you can&#8217;t lie to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/6061b9f1ecf07f86338c95d65b3dfd33\/tumblr_inline_mgrb31VsNI1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>agentclntbrtn: iamthefirechild: agentclntbrtn: I\u2019m\u00a0done. \u201cHeyyyyy. Ow. Okay. What\u2019s going on?\u201d \u201cNothin\u2019.\u201d\u00a0 &#8220;Aaaaand that would be why you&#8217;re hitting things and the inside of your head sounds like an off-key brass band. I know you don&#8217;t know me, but you can&#8217;t lie to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,854],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30982"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}