{"id":31038,"date":"2013-01-15T00:40:44","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T00:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T09:02:21","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T09:02:21","slug":"redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-31038 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/attachment\/31039\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgn5o1tPiW1rkbqapo1_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/attachment\/31040\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgn5o1tPiW1rkbqapo2_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/attachment\/31041\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgn5o1tPiW1rkbqapo3_400-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/attachment\/31042\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgn5o1tPiW1rkbqapo4_400-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/15\/redmetalandgold-maria-personalassistant-i\/attachment\/31043\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgn5o1tPiW1rkbqapo5_400-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redmetalandgold.tumblr.com\/post\/40558829371\/maria-personalassistant-i-swear-im-not-trying\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">redmetalandgold<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/maria-personalassistant.tumblr.com\/post\/40558753026\/i-swear-im-not-trying-to-embarrass-you-baby\">maria-personalassistant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I swear I\u2019m not trying to embarrass you, baby.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh god, he&#8217;s so gorgeous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>redmetalandgold: maria-personalassistant: I swear I\u2019m not trying to embarrass you, baby. 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