{"id":31142,"date":"2013-01-14T02:17:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T02:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/14\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-lets-make\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T09:07:11","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T09:07:11","slug":"whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-lets-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/14\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-lets-make\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-31142 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/14\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-lets-make\/attachment\/31143\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mgld65giae1rao9e3o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/whyactlikeahuman.tumblr.com\/post\/40482536174\/iamthefirechild-lets-make-tony-take-us\">whyactlikeahuman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/40479605753\/lets-make-tony-take-us-somewhere-high-class\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Let\u2019s make Tony take us somewhere high-class, because we clean up so pretty!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/a76dd1e4ee57b0ea09c35fab5405744b\/tumblr_inline_mgldd8KR0z1rs8qze.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That doesn\u2019t sound like a bad idea, Summer. <strike>Except for the part where I actually have kind of no idea what to do someplace in\u00a0high-class.<\/strike><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s why we make Tony take us, because anything we do or don&#8217;t do will seem normal next him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>whyactlikeahuman: iamthefirechild: Let\u2019s make Tony take us somewhere high-class, because we clean up so pretty! That doesn\u2019t sound like a bad idea, Summer. Except for the part where I actually have kind of no idea what to do someplace in\u00a0high-class. That&#8217;s why we make Tony take us, because anything we do or don&#8217;t do will &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/14\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-lets-make\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[199,3521],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31142"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31144,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31142\/revisions\/31144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}