{"id":31196,"date":"2013-01-13T05:18:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T05:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/13\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-26\/"},"modified":"2013-01-13T05:18:05","modified_gmt":"2013-01-13T05:18:05","slug":"the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/13\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-26\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/40402389916\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/40402154144\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/40401659031\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/40401160417\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/40400886369\/iamthefirechild-the-blacksmith-in-armani\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/40399520487\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-why-hello-there\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-blacksmith-in-armani.tumblr.com\/post\/40399019059\/why-hello-there-handsome-or-beautiful-is-there\">the-blacksmith-in-armani<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWhy hello there handsome. Or beautiful. Is there a general term for describing eye-candy?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThe word you want is \u2018gorgeous\u2019, honey.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cRight. Gorgeous.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cMaybe you should get a thesaurus, Mr Stark? You\u2019ll want to be looking in the antonyms for a descriptor for me, I know.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 Uh-<em>huh<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOoooh, elliptical. Unpack that for me, honey; I want to know what that sound and that sceptical reaction \/means\/.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cDraw your own conclusions honey.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Nownow, use your words. I don&#8217;t like to be played with.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: iamthefirechild: the-blacksmith-in-armani: \u201cWhy hello there handsome. Or beautiful. Is there a general term for describing eye-candy?\u201d \u201cThe word you want is \u2018gorgeous\u2019, honey.\u201d \u201cRight. Gorgeous.\u201d \u201cMaybe you should get a thesaurus, Mr Stark? You\u2019ll want to be looking in the antonyms for a descriptor for me, I know.\u201d \u201c\u2026 Uh-huh.\u201d &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/01\/13\/the-blacksmith-in-armani-iamthefirechild-26\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3714,3167],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}