{"id":31613,"date":"2012-12-13T23:27:51","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T23:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/12\/13\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\/"},"modified":"2012-12-13T23:27:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T23:27:51","slug":"iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/12\/13\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\/","title":{"rendered":"iamthefirechild: You Need to Learn how to Strut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/redmetalandgold.tumblr.com\/post\/37862372782\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\">redmetalandgold<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/37862143036\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/redmetalandgold.tumblr.com\/post\/37858952703\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\">redmetalandgold<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWe finished exams yesterday,\u201d he stated, narrowing his eyes when Tiberius started making out with a pillow. \u201cI think it\u2019s illegal to kill my roommate. Can you make sure I\u2019m right about that?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cDefinitively. On the other hand, I\u2019m not above, say, rendering him impotent for a week. Or maybe irrationally afraid of girls.\u201d Summer snickered. \u201cWhat\u2019s he doing? What are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s making out with a pillow and pointing at me,\u201d he replied, flinging a pen at his head and shooting him the bird. \u201cI\u2019d move, but the fucker would follow me.\u201d Tony coughed slightly and felt a pen collide with the back of his head. \u201cI\u2019m currently having pens thrown at me.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Unfair, unfair. You should throw him out of the room; don&#8217;t you give him private time? Trade on that,&#8221; she suggested. &#8220;Though I don&#8217;t expect there&#8217;s much for him to hear, just now. It&#8217;s not as though we&#8217;re saying anything interesting.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>redmetalandgold: iamthefirechild: redmetalandgold: \u201cWe finished exams yesterday,\u201d he stated, narrowing his eyes when Tiberius started making out with a pillow. \u201cI think it\u2019s illegal to kill my roommate. Can you make sure I\u2019m right about that?\u201d \u201cDefinitively. On the other hand, I\u2019m not above, say, rendering him impotent for a week. Or maybe irrationally afraid &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/12\/13\/iamthefirechild-you-need-to-learn-how-to-strut\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">iamthefirechild: You Need to Learn how to Strut<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3684,3782,3683,2291],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}