{"id":32212,"date":"2012-11-06T07:08:16","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T07:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/11\/06\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-5\/"},"modified":"2012-11-06T07:08:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T07:08:16","slug":"i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/11\/06\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-5\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Break Everything I Touch&#8221;||@iamthefirechild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-man-with-the-shield.tumblr.com\/post\/34960786427\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">the-man-with-the-shield<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/34775220089\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-man-with-the-shield.tumblr.com\/post\/34730502754\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">the-man-with-the-shield<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/34536602678\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHas anybody offered to, I don\u2019t know, show you around? Or did they just sort of leave you to your own devices?\u201d Sticking her finger into the cream cheese, she swirled it around and licked it off like a little child. \u201cI\u2019d really like to be able to spend some time with you.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cPretty much the latter, yeah. I guess no one likes hanging out with an \u2018old man\u2019.\u201d he chuckled, amused by his little joke, and further amused by Summer\u2019s actions. \u201cI\u2019d like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Popping straight up in her chair, she exclaimed, \u201cYou are not an old man!\u201d Her eyes flared green with indignation. \u201cIt\u2019s not your fault you happen to be a tourist in your own city right now. This is going to change. What do you want to see first?\u201d Summer bit off a piece of cheese danish as if it was one of the people who were neglecting Steve and chewed vengefully.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWell, I don\u2019t know where to start\u2026\u201d he rubbed the back of his neck and tried to think of something\u2026 unsuccessfully. \u201cWhat would you recommend?\u201d Steve asked, glad to have a friend he could do stuff, proper non-saving-the-world stuff.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Hummm.&#8221; Summer drummed the fingers of her empty hand on the table. &#8220;I could do some research and try to find out what&#8217;s been built since, err,&#8221; she searched for a polite phrase, &#8220;the end of the war. That would be all new. I&#8217;m sure everything&#8217;s changed, so it might be worth it just to wander around and look at whatever catches our fancy.&#8221; She twisted her face up into a couple of weird thinking poses before she went on, &#8220;Bronx Zoo, Botanical Gardens, Rockefeller Centre, the Metro Art Museum &#8230; any of those sound good?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-man-with-the-shield: iamthefirechild: the-man-with-the-shield: iamthefirechild: \u201cHas anybody offered to, I don\u2019t know, show you around? Or did they just sort of leave you to your own devices?\u201d Sticking her finger into the cream cheese, she swirled it around and licked it off like a little child. \u201cI\u2019d really like to be able to spend some time &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/11\/06\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-5\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;I Break Everything I Touch&#8221;||@iamthefirechild<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3857,3856],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32212"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}