{"id":32448,"date":"2012-10-27T08:43:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-27T08:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/27\/poor-thing\/"},"modified":"2012-10-27T08:43:50","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T08:43:50","slug":"poor-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/27\/poor-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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marielokidottir<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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marielokidottir<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201cOw. That\u2019s nearly what it feels like. You, I suppose, have barely a twinge.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Marie laughed as she moved Summer\u2019s feet and sat down and gently rubbed them, \u201dOh fuck no, I feel like someone is shooting me in the uterus from three feet away every six seconds,\u201d She said as she looked at Summer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThen don\u2019t make fun of me. You have about a million years to stop doing that.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Marie\u00a0laughed\u00a0as she kept rubbing her Summer\u2019s feet, \u201dEat the damn candy woman it should make you feel better.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cA tranq or a local anaesthetic would make me feel better. I wonder if I can get a spell to turn male just this one week of the month?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s creepy Summer seriously,\u201d Marie said shaking her head, \u201dJust suck it up like the rest of us.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Sometimes I hate you a little bit, girl. Ngh.” Summer wrapped her arms around her middle and made a horrid face. “I just don’t want to \/feel\/ it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

marielokidottir: iamthefirechild: marielokidottir: iamthefirechild: marielokidottir: iamthefirechild: \u201cOw. That\u2019s nearly what it feels like. You, I suppose, have barely a twinge.\u201d Marie laughed as she moved Summer\u2019s feet and sat down and gently rubbed them, \u201dOh fuck no, I feel like someone is shooting me in the uterus from three feet away every six seconds,\u201d She … Continue reading Poor Thing<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,198,3944],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32448"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}