{"id":32543,"date":"2012-10-26T04:04:52","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T04:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/26\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-9\/"},"modified":"2012-10-26T04:04:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T04:04:52","slug":"i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/26\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-9\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Break Everything I Touch&#8221;||@iamthefirechild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-man-with-the-shield.tumblr.com\/post\/34343123199\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">the-man-with-the-shield<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/34328453150\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI need sugar. Be right back.\u201d She shot off, ducking around a couple other people and pressing up against the counter. \u201cCoffee, banana nut muffin, apple juice, and \u2026 ummm \u2026 cream cheese danish.\u201d A minute or so later, she trotted back to the table, hands full of goodies.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYou could have let me pay, you know.\u201d He smiled as he took his muffin and beverage, a grateful look on his face, but slightly guilty as well.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Key word there is &#8216;let&#8217;, hon. You can take me out to dinner one day if it makes you feel better.&#8221; Summer dropped into the empty chair with boneless ease, peeling the cap off the apple juice. &#8220;Is it okay to ask how you&#8217;re adjusting to our time? I think you&#8217;re the closest thing to a real time traveller I&#8217;ve ever seen.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-man-with-the-shield: iamthefirechild: \u201cI need sugar. Be right back.\u201d She shot off, ducking around a couple other people and pressing up against the counter. \u201cCoffee, banana nut muffin, apple juice, and \u2026 ummm \u2026 cream cheese danish.\u201d A minute or so later, she trotted back to the table, hands full of goodies. \u201cYou could have let &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/26\/i-break-everything-i-touch-iamthefirechild-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;I Break Everything I Touch&#8221;||@iamthefirechild<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,140,3857,3856],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32543"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}