{"id":32789,"date":"2012-10-20T05:29:53","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T05:29:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/20\/chasing-cars-theironaudi-39\/"},"modified":"2012-10-20T05:29:53","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T05:29:53","slug":"chasing-cars-theironaudi-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/20\/chasing-cars-theironaudi-39\/","title":{"rendered":"Chasing Cars | @theironaudi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theironaudi.tumblr.com\/post\/33942235560\/chasing-cars-theironaudi\">theironaudi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/33935842947\/chasing-cars-theironaudi\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theironaudi.tumblr.com\/post\/33933403116\/chasing-cars-theironaudi\">theironaudi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m quite capable of giving compliments to those who deserve them. That\u2019s one of the things people don\u2019t seem to grasp about me. I\u2019m not a complete asshole. Maybe more like three quarters of an asshole\u2026\u201d He considered that for a moment before nodding. \u201cYeah, that sounds about right. Especially since you\u2019re right.\u00a0I haven\u2019t, have I?\u201d He asked, sheepishly. How he\u2019d managed to get that far without asking her name was beyond him. \u201cIs it too late to ask?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI think I should make you guess, now. Or at least work for it. You\u2019ve got that amazing AI, after all, I bet it \u2014 he? \u2014 could do a facial match.\u201d Summer coaxed, \u201cShow off for me, just a bit, please?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony nodded. \u201cI suppose I could get JARVIS to try that. One sec,\u201d he said, pressing a series of buttons on the dashboard to activate the AI in the car.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRun a scan on my partner in crime here, would you? See if you can match her face to a name for me. And whatever else you can find out. She wants to be impressed,\u201d he said, grinning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course,\u201d JARVIS agreed, and after a few moments, it spoke again. \u201cSummer Rainault.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer made a mildly impressed expression as the AI rattled off, &#8220;Born August 17&#160;1980 in Tupelo MS, age 32, currently residing New York City, height 5&#8217;2&#8221; weight 135 lbs.&#8221; &#8212; &#8220;Hey!&#8221; she objected &#8212; &#8220;No known employment at this time, no known legal relationship at this time. SHIELD notes subject is a mutant, known ability empathy, both receptive and projective. SHIELD notes subject is a magician, known skills manipulation of fire. Shall I continue, sir?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well good grief,&#8221; she ejaculated. &#8220;I think you know more about me now than I know about you!&#8221; But she didn&#8217;t look annoyed, raising her hands into the motion breeze and grinning up at the stars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theironaudi: iamthefirechild: theironaudi: \u201cI\u2019m quite capable of giving compliments to those who deserve them. That\u2019s one of the things people don\u2019t seem to grasp about me. I\u2019m not a complete asshole. Maybe more like three quarters of an asshole\u2026\u201d He considered that for a moment before nodding. \u201cYeah, that sounds about right. Especially since you\u2019re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/20\/chasing-cars-theironaudi-39\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chasing Cars | @theironaudi<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,140,3898,3250],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32789"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}