{"id":32832,"date":"2012-10-19T05:55:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T05:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T10:49:30","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T10:49:30","slug":"circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-32832 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/attachment\/32833\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/10\/tumblr_mbspf0ESla1r27zqyo2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/attachment\/32834\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/10\/tumblr_mbspf0ESla1r27zqyo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/attachment\/32835\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/10\/tumblr_mbspf0ESla1r27zqyo3_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/attachment\/32836\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/10\/tumblr_mbspf0ESla1r27zqyo4_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/circusbones.tumblr.com\/post\/33881122509\/shitarianasays-callmekitto-tygermama\">circusbones<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shitarianasays.tumblr.com\/post\/33880257927\/callmekitto-tygermama-cacchieressa\">shitarianasays<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/callmekitto.tumblr.com\/post\/33872818890\/tygermama-cacchieressa-queenofthedwarrows\">callmekitto<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tygermama.tumblr.com\/post\/33871802623\/cacchieressa-queenofthedwarrows\">tygermama<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cacchieressa.tumblr.com\/post\/33871096815\/queenofthedwarrows-thundering-god\">cacchieressa<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofthedwarrows.tumblr.com\/post\/33823456784\/thundering-god-acquaintedwithrask\">queenofthedwarrows<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thundering-god.tumblr.com\/post\/33822349703\/acquaintedwithrask-strangelikethat\">thundering-god<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/acquaintedwithrask.tumblr.com\/post\/33822303711\/strangelikethat-candyandcusswords-cutest\">acquaintedwithrask<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/strangelikethat.tumblr.com\/post\/33781105578\/candyandcusswords-cutest-thor-ever-via-mary\">strangelikethat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/candyandcusswords.tumblr.com\/post\/33443982468\/cutest-thor-ever-via-mary-sue\">candyandcusswords<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Cutest Thor Ever via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themarysue.com\/thor-girl-halloween\/2\/\">Mary Sue<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is adorable!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE! \u00a0METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl\/boys, like Natasha\u2019s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>HEADCANON ACCEPTED.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he\u2019s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he\u2019s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA<\/p>\n<p>and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby\u00a0fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she\u2019d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding\u00a0her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he\u2019s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like\u00a0she\u2019s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her\u00a0\u201dclearly you are worthy, little warrior!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>STOP IT<\/p>\n<p>MY POOR HEART<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026I may need to slip this tidbit into a fic somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026Thor\u2019s room in Asgard is also full of drawings of rainbows. He\u2019s very proud.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>circusbones: shitarianasays: callmekitto: tygermama: cacchieressa: queenofthedwarrows: thundering-god: acquaintedwithrask: strangelikethat: candyandcusswords: Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue. This is adorable! I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE! \u00a0METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR! My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/19\/circusbones-shitarianasays-callmekitto\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32832"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32837,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32832\/revisions\/32837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}