{"id":330,"date":"2015-02-12T04:25:27","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T04:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-are-you\/"},"modified":"2015-02-12T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T04:25:27","slug":"fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/110781087587\/iamthefirechild-are-you-going-to-expire-in-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/110773391399\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-so-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are you going to expire in the time it takes for the pasta to cook?&#8221; Reaching out, she ruffled his hair before getting up. &#8220;Because if so, cookies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/34d5de303873dbd5128b41051cc79322\/tumblr_inline_njmzrkPzHu1rs8qze.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I just might. \u00a0It\u2019s gonna be touch and go,&#8221; he said, crumpling up the empty cookie bag after he had used his speed to eat them all. \u00a0&#8220;What cookies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5ff2de333a8923acbb44697289371ae5\/tumblr_inline_njn43bQaGh1sp0rkz.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She glanced back and spluttered a laugh. &#8220;Oh, Pietro. You&#8217;re going to eat me out of house and home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/e5d82783ec3e2c46330d75787bcd4362\/tumblr_inline_njn5m1GG9m1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Are you going to expire in the time it takes for the pasta to cook?&#8221; Reaching out, she ruffled his hair before getting up. &#8220;Because if so, cookies.&#8221; &#8220;I just might. \u00a0It\u2019s gonna be touch and go,&#8221; he said, crumpling up the empty cookie bag after he had used his speed to eat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-are-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,55,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}