{"id":33041,"date":"2012-10-13T07:09:36","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T07:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/13\/lies-and-mischief-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2012-10-13T07:09:36","modified_gmt":"2012-10-13T07:09:36","slug":"lies-and-mischief-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/13\/lies-and-mischief-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lies-and-mischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lies-and-mischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spookylightning<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lies-and-mischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spookylightning<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lies-and-mischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201cMy running mate. My assistant. When I run for President, you will be my Vice President. Understand?\u201d He smiles at Thor. \u201cYou are so handsome, you know that?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cI think it\u2019s time you stop drinking. For the rest of your life.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cIt\u2019s your fault, you know.\u201d He places the blame on Thor. \u201cFine. But can we at least adopt a cat?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cLoki, you don\u2019t need to ask me if you can adopt a feline into your family. I honestly have no say over what you do.\u201d Which was partially true. It was like they were dating or married or anything officially<\/em>. \u201cIf you\u2019re asking me to accompany you when you go to adopt one; I\u2019d be more than happy to tag along.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBut the cat doesn\u2019t have to just be in\u00a0my\u00a0<\/em>family.\u201d Loki looks at Thor, clearly hinting at what he wanted. \u201cPlease do. I want a precious cat, one that\u2019s fluffy and adorable.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Like this one, Loki?<\/p>\n

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\u201cYes. I do very much.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Here. The last thing I need is another kitten; I have four cats already. If he’s anything like his father, he’ll bite toes, be warned.<\/p>\n

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