{"id":33110,"date":"2012-10-11T05:51:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T05:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/11\/thegeniusisme-3\/"},"modified":"2012-10-11T05:51:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-11T05:51:48","slug":"thegeniusisme-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/11\/thegeniusisme-3\/","title":{"rendered":"@thegeniusisme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thegeniusisme.tumblr.com\/post\/33351551226\/iamthefirechild-started-following-you-you-look\">thegeniusisme<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/\">iamthefirechild<\/a>\u00a0started following you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You look vaguely, and I mean very vaguely familiar, please don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re another of my kids running around. They keep popping up and then sneaking after me, as if that was an appropriate way to say hello to someone who doesn\u2019t even know he\u2019s related to you.<\/p>\n<p>Kids these days. <em>He smirks.<\/em> Can I help you?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer completely breaks down into a fit of the giggles. &#8220;Honey, I am \/way\/ too old to be descended from you. If we&#8217;re related at all it&#8217;s way back in the mists of history. Also, not the kind of relations one normally associates with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thegeniusisme: iamthefirechild\u00a0started following you You look vaguely, and I mean very vaguely familiar, please don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re another of my kids running around. They keep popping up and then sneaking after me, as if that was an appropriate way to say hello to someone who doesn\u2019t even know he\u2019s related to you. Kids these &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/11\/thegeniusisme-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">@thegeniusisme<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,140,4041],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33110"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}