{"id":332,"date":"2015-02-12T02:19:04","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T02:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-so-the\/"},"modified":"2015-02-12T02:19:04","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T02:19:04","slug":"fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-so-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-so-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/110772698157\/iamthefirechild-so-the-cookies-wont-tide-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/110771361549\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-you-said\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;So the cookies won\u2019t tide you over?&#8221; She huffed and put down her book. &#8220;Is spaghetti good enough for your highness?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2dd45420e17af4dc5b760c5ac9b3f6df\/tumblr_inline_njmyl6CcR51rs8qze.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You know how much I eat, so no cookies aren\u2019t going to work out. \u00a0And psh, I didn\u2019t think cooking dinner for your boyfriend was that terrible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/1567121721bb52ad1ea9d5bb38046c26\/tumblr_inline_njmzdfajjQ1sp0rkz.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are you going to expire in the time it takes for the pasta to cook?&#8221; Reaching out, she ruffled his hair before getting up. &#8220;Because if so, cookies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/34d5de303873dbd5128b41051cc79322\/tumblr_inline_njmzrkPzHu1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: iamthefirechild: &#8220;So the cookies won\u2019t tide you over?&#8221; She huffed and put down her book. &#8220;Is spaghetti good enough for your highness?&#8221; &#8220;You know how much I eat, so no cookies aren\u2019t going to work out. \u00a0And psh, I didn\u2019t think cooking dinner for your boyfriend was that terrible.&#8221; &#8220;Are you going to expire &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-so-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,55,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}