{"id":33247,"date":"2012-10-06T05:54:25","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T05:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/06\/volatileselfobsessedbadass-iamthefirechild-5\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T05:54:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T05:54:25","slug":"volatileselfobsessedbadass-iamthefirechild-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/06\/volatileselfobsessedbadass-iamthefirechild-5\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/volatileselfobsessedbadass.tumblr.com\/post\/32991751221\/iamthefirechild-ducks-head-ah-now-youre\">volatileselfobsessedbadass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/32991632146\/volatileselfobsessedbadass-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*ducks head* Ah, now you\u2019re embarrassing me. Or telling lies. Which is it?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mbgiwxbUNO1rphwnx.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I just call it as I see it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think maybe you should get your eyes checked, Mr Stark.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mbgj2kDF6R1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>volatileselfobsessedbadass: iamthefirechild: *ducks head* Ah, now you\u2019re embarrassing me. Or telling lies. Which is it? I just call it as I see it.\u00a0 I think maybe you should get your eyes checked, Mr Stark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4081],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}