{"id":33288,"date":"2012-10-05T03:01:56","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T03:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/05\/jfc-i-meant-unfffffffffff\/"},"modified":"2012-10-05T03:01:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T03:01:56","slug":"jfc-i-meant-unfffffffffff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/05\/jfc-i-meant-unfffffffffff\/","title":{"rendered":"JFC, I meant UNFFFFFFFFFFF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If we kissed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[] We wouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>[] Awkward\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>[x] Long &amp; meaningful~<\/p>\n<p>[] Tongue please.<\/p>\n<p>[] Softly bite your lips.<\/p>\n<p>[] Get rough.<\/p>\n<p>[] Quickie!<\/p>\n<p>[x] Bedroom?<\/p>\n<p>[] but we wont because you have a girlfriend\/boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you tried to hold my hand, I\u2019d\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[] reject you<\/p>\n<p>[] would become awkward<\/p>\n<p>[] hold your hand<\/p>\n<p>[x] lock hands with you<\/p>\n<p><strong>Would I go out with you?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[] No thank you.<\/p>\n<p>[] Nah, you\u2019re like family.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[] Maybe<\/p>\n<p>[] If I knew you better, I\u2019d consider it.<\/p>\n<p>[] Sorry, you\u2019re cute but not my type.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[x] Yes, definitely.<\/p>\n<p>[] I already have!<\/p>\n<p>[] I genuinely have no idea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If we got married, I\u2019d&#160;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[] Divorce you.<\/p>\n<p>[] Take your money and bounce.<\/p>\n<p>[] Be faithful.<\/p>\n<p>[] Cheat on you.<\/p>\n<p>[] Be faithful.<\/p>\n<p>[x] Get it on.<\/p>\n<p>[] Have kids!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[x] Wonder how I got you.<\/p>\n<p>[x] Keep you forever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You + Me + Room =<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[] I wouldn\u2019t let you in.<\/p>\n<p>[] Generally hang out.<\/p>\n<p>[] Listen to music.<\/p>\n<p>[x] Pillow fight!<\/p>\n<p>[] Stay up all night.<\/p>\n<p>[] Sleep with you platonically.<\/p>\n<p>[x] Hold you tight.<\/p>\n<p>[x] Keep you up moaning and screaming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If we kissed: [] We wouldn\u2019t. [] Awkward\u2026! [x] Long &amp; meaningful~ [] Tongue please. [] Softly bite your lips. [] Get rough. [] Quickie! [x] Bedroom? [] but we wont because you have a girlfriend\/boyfriend. If you tried to hold my hand, I\u2019d\u2026 [] reject you [] would become awkward [] hold your hand &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/10\/05\/jfc-i-meant-unfffffffffff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">JFC, I meant UNFFFFFFFFFFF<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3238,3964],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33288"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}