{"id":333,"date":"2015-02-12T01:53:45","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T01:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-you-said\/"},"modified":"2015-02-12T01:53:45","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T01:53:45","slug":"fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-you-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-you-said\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/110770751132\/iamthefirechild-you-said-you-were-hungry-did\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/110769703764\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You said you were hungry. Did you mean I was supposed to make you dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8264d1ab28bd8fa536ed42d1bb226d70\/tumblr_inline_njmxmcbheg1rs8qze.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well unless you want me to try and cook something. \u00a0I thought you rather liked the kitchen not on fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f8ea2a344b80282b39f68f5388d12bd0\/tumblr_inline_njmy8sl0cT1sp0rkz.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;So the cookies won&#8217;t tide you over?&#8221; She huffed and put down her book. &#8220;Is spaghetti good enough for your highness?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2dd45420e17af4dc5b760c5ac9b3f6df\/tumblr_inline_njmyl6CcR51rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: iamthefirechild: &#8220;You said you were hungry. Did you mean I was supposed to make you dinner?&#8221; &#8220;Well unless you want me to try and cook something. \u00a0I thought you rather liked the kitchen not on fire.&#8221; &#8220;So the cookies won&#8217;t tide you over?&#8221; She huffed and put down her book. &#8220;Is spaghetti good enough &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-you-said\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,55,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}