{"id":334,"date":"2015-02-12T01:32:47","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T01:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2015-02-12T01:32:47","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T01:32:47","slug":"fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/12\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/110769328722\/iamthefirechild-wordlessly-she-picked-up-a-bag\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/110749940534\/fastestquickestmutant-iamthefirechild-liked-your\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wordlessly she picked up a bag of cookies from beside the\u00a0couch and handed them to him. It wasn\u2019t a very big bag.<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/9f964a76862b6efbbf45ec720ab9c538\/tumblr_inline_njmm2okYL61rs8qze.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That\u2019s not what I meant and you know it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7cb02054c8149749828be1f7ea2235b1\/tumblr_inline_njmxefMCqg1sp0rkz.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You said you were hungry. Did you mean I was supposed to make you dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8264d1ab28bd8fa536ed42d1bb226d70\/tumblr_inline_njmxmcbheg1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: iamthefirechild: Wordlessly she picked up a bag of cookies from beside the\u00a0couch and handed them to him. It wasn\u2019t a very big bag. &#8220;That\u2019s not what I meant and you know it.&#8221; &#8220;You said you were hungry. Did you mean I was supposed to make you dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,55,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}