{"id":33491,"date":"2012-09-30T01:59:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-30T01:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/30\/i-will-obey-the-next-five-commands-in-my-ask-box\/"},"modified":"2012-09-30T01:59:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T01:59:30","slug":"i-will-obey-the-next-five-commands-in-my-ask-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/30\/i-will-obey-the-next-five-commands-in-my-ask-box\/","title":{"rendered":"I will obey the next five commands in my ask box (if mun approves)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/loneuchiha.tumblr.com\/post\/32372080327\/i-will-obey-the-next-five-commands-in-my-ask-box-if\">loneuchiha<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i\u2019m the one who posted this shit and i still don\u2019t get any<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mazle96ZHV1run5u6.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>loneuchiha: i\u2019m the one who posted this shit and i still don\u2019t get any<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}