{"id":33580,"date":"2012-09-27T04:08:58","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T04:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/27\/badsciencebanner-theshieldtech\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T11:35:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T11:35:03","slug":"badsciencebanner-theshieldtech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/27\/badsciencebanner-theshieldtech\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-33580 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/27\/badsciencebanner-theshieldtech\/attachment\/33581\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/09\/tumblr_mazkn2zh1t1qebp2go1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/27\/badsciencebanner-theshieldtech\/attachment\/33582\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/09\/tumblr_mazkn2zh1t1qebp2go2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/badsciencebanner.tumblr.com\/post\/32378056147\/theshieldtech-agentsterling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">badsciencebanner<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theshieldtech.tumblr.com\/post\/32377209861\/agentsterling-shieldagentmorgan\">theshieldtech<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentsterling.tumblr.com\/post\/32377032557\/shieldagentmorgan-agentsterling\">agentsterling<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shieldagentmorgan.tumblr.com\/post\/32376293716\">shieldagentmorgan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentsterling.tumblr.com\/post\/32376049767\/agentclntbrtn-theagentofshield-i-was-very\">agentsterling<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentclntbrtn.tumblr.com\/post\/32375803129\/theagentofshield-i-was-very-drunk-though-no\">agentclntbrtn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theagentofshield.tumblr.com\/post\/32375403226\/i-was-very-drunk-though-no-amount-of-alcohol\">theagentofshield<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I was very drunk.<\/p>\n<p>Though no amount of alcohol excuses that god-awful\u00a0hair.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A fuckin\u2019 explanation would be a very good thing. I\u2019m all for expressing yourself. I just wanna know why I wasn\u2019t allowed pictures.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mazo5qUuJw1rp8r4s.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You guys are just jealous that we know how to have a good time and you don\u2019t\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mazod5Cj371rn2u6v.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Speak for yourself.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Gurl, I am.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mazp4osSPS1rw8dm2.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>Coulson?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Um.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>badsciencebanner: theshieldtech: agentsterling: shieldagentmorgan: agentsterling: agentclntbrtn: theagentofshield: I was very drunk. Though no amount of alcohol excuses that god-awful\u00a0hair. A fuckin\u2019 explanation would be a very good thing. I\u2019m all for expressing yourself. I just wanna know why I wasn\u2019t allowed pictures.\u00a0 You guys are just jealous that we know how to have a good &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/27\/badsciencebanner-theshieldtech\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33583,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33580\/revisions\/33583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}