{"id":33597,"date":"2012-09-26T22:31:11","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T22:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/inquire-darling-and-ill-divulge-what-would-5\/"},"modified":"2012-09-26T22:31:11","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T22:31:11","slug":"inquire-darling-and-ill-divulge-what-would-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/inquire-darling-and-ill-divulge-what-would-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Inquire \u201cDARLING\u201d and I\u2019ll divulge what would transpire if:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/themustangcharm.tumblr.com\/post\/25477314441\/inquire-darling-and-ill-divulge-what-would-transpire\">themustangcharm<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/anon--princess.tumblr.com\/post\/23054725978\/inbox-babe-and-ill-answer-ic\">anon\u2014princess<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>we were to accidentally touch lips:<\/span><br \/><span>[] Continue the touching of the lips.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Discontinue, but smile.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Discontinue, and walk away.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Discontinue and express distaste or shock.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>you hugged me:<\/span><br \/><span>[] Return the\u00a0favour.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Allow you to continue.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Return the favour.<\/span><br \/><span>[] Resort to physical force to remove you from my person.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>You asked me to go out on a date?<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cCertainly!\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cI\u2019m afraid not.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cAllow me to check my schedule.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cI think that\u2019s doable, allow me time to decide.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cWe have in the past.\u201d<br \/><\/span>[] \u201cYour memory must be faulty; we are currently dating.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><u><strong>In addition,<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n<p><span>you should:<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cWrite to me.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cJoin me for a spot of fornication.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span>[] \u201cSpeak with me more often.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>[] \u201cStop in for tea.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>[] \u201cCease harassing me at once.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>themustangcharm: anon\u2014princess: we were to accidentally touch lips:[] Continue the touching of the lips.[] Discontinue, but smile.[] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness.[] Discontinue, and walk away.[] Discontinue and express distaste or shock.[] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence. you hugged me:[] Return the\u00a0favour.[] Allow you to continue.[] Return the favour.[] Resort &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/inquire-darling-and-ill-divulge-what-would-5\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Inquire \u201cDARLING\u201d and I\u2019ll divulge what would transpire if:<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33597"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}