{"id":33602,"date":"2012-09-26T22:30:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T22:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/put-an-unf-in-my-ask-and-ill-answer-these-4\/"},"modified":"2012-09-26T22:30:53","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T22:30:53","slug":"put-an-unf-in-my-ask-and-ill-answer-these-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/put-an-unf-in-my-ask-and-ill-answer-these-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Put an &#8220;UNF&#8221; in my ask and I&#8217;ll answer these."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><strong>If you snuck in my room I would:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>[] Go back to sleep<\/li>\n<li>[] Kick you out<\/li>\n<li>[] Cuddle with you<\/li>\n<li>[] Be like wtf?<\/li>\n<li>[] Let you sleepover<\/li>\n<li>[] Beat your ass<\/li>\n<li>[] Sexy time<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>If you kissed me I would:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>[] Kiss you back<\/li>\n<li>[] Smile &amp; laugh<\/li>\n<li>[] Be shocked<\/li>\n<li>[] Slap you<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>You are:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>[] Cute<\/li>\n<li>[] Adorable<\/li>\n<li>[] Pretty<\/li>\n<li>[] Beautiful<\/li>\n<li>[] Okay<\/li>\n<li>[] Sexy<\/li>\n<li>[] Hotass Motherfucker<\/li>\n<li>[] Ew<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>I Would:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>[] Smash<\/li>\n<li>[] Pass<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you snuck in my room I would: [] Go back to sleep [] Kick you out [] Cuddle with you [] Be like wtf? [] Let you sleepover [] Beat your ass [] Sexy time If you kissed me I would: [] Kiss you back [] Smile &amp; laugh [] Be shocked [] Slap &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/26\/put-an-unf-in-my-ask-and-ill-answer-these-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Put an &#8220;UNF&#8221; in my ask and I&#8217;ll answer these.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2538],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33602"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}