{"id":33662,"date":"2012-09-25T01:58:22","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T01:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/25\/im-not-as-sexually-frustrated-as-you-fuck-i-am\/"},"modified":"2012-09-25T01:58:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T01:58:22","slug":"im-not-as-sexually-frustrated-as-you-fuck-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/25\/im-not-as-sexually-frustrated-as-you-fuck-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, fuck me.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My muse, everyone, right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I\u2019m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. My muse, everyone, right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3860],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33662"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}