{"id":33688,"date":"2012-09-24T19:22:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T19:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-123\/"},"modified":"2012-09-24T19:22:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T19:22:31","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-123\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/32209684948\/iamthefirechild-glares-i-dont-see-how-you\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/32209535575\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*glares* I don\u2019t see how you guys put up with it. Or deal with it! I\u2019m used to one brain, Tony. Just one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*pats\u2014him? her?\u2014on the shoulder*\u00a0 See, now you know how all those scandals I was in got started.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You&#8217;re a genius. I refuse to believe you couldn&#8217;t &#8230; just &#8230; *flails* And I&#8217;m still fuckin&#8217; attracted to you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: *glares* I don\u2019t see how you guys put up with it. Or deal with it! I\u2019m used to one brain, Tony. Just one. *pats\u2014him? her?\u2014on the shoulder*\u00a0 See, now you know how all those scandals I was in got started. You&#8217;re a genius. I refuse to believe you couldn&#8217;t &#8230; just &#8230; *flails* &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-123\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3860,4101,199,140],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33688"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}