{"id":3377,"date":"2014-10-23T01:12:52","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T01:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/23\/open-4\/"},"modified":"2014-10-23T01:12:52","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T01:12:52","slug":"open-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/23\/open-4\/","title":{"rendered":"OPEN"},"content":{"rendered":"

clxustrophxbic<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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[ she gives up ]<\/p>\n

“Honey, look \u2014 whatever your name is \u2014 I\u2019m sure you meant to be flattering, but I\u2019m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to me like a normal human being, fine, great, let\u2019s go. But this staring and stumbling and stuttering just makes me think someone put you up to this as a big joke on me, and I am tired of it. So you go on back to your buddies and you tell them I didn\u2019t fall for your little prank.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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\u201c<\/strong> \u2014 \u2014 Isaac.<\/strong> And,<\/strong> hey,<\/strong> I\u2019<\/strong>m not that good at talking to people.<\/strong> I don\u2019<\/strong>t really have friends,<\/strong> so stop being so full of yourself!<\/strong> It wasn\u2019<\/strong>t a prank or whatever you said.<\/strong><\/small>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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“Okay, fine. You were staring at my ass because you wanted to be staring at my ass. You don’t seem to be having that much trouble talking to me, Isaac.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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