{"id":33814,"date":"2012-09-20T20:40:03","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T20:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/20\/i-cant-believe-i-havent-had-sex-in-six-fucking\/"},"modified":"2012-09-20T20:40:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T20:40:03","slug":"i-cant-believe-i-havent-had-sex-in-six-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/20\/i-cant-believe-i-havent-had-sex-in-six-fucking\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t believe I haven&#8217;t had sex in six fucking months!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ex-shield-piano-man.tumblr.com\/post\/31938514939\/i-cant-believe-i-havent-had-sex-in-six-fucking\">ex-shield-piano-man<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tony-bear.tumblr.com\/post\/31937672028\/i-cant-believe-i-havent-had-sex-in-six-fucking\">tony-bear<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mao0pi8Mdj1rsd4jy.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mao1c05Kuw1rpvape.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mao1eobNzh1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ex-shield-piano-man: tony-bear:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33814"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}