{"id":3388,"date":"2014-10-22T19:56:12","date_gmt":"2014-10-22T19:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/22\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres\/"},"modified":"2014-10-22T19:56:12","modified_gmt":"2014-10-22T19:56:12","slug":"i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/22\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I had a sex dream about you last night.&#8221; [here&#8217;s a random thing]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tommy-larson.tumblr.com\/post\/100597644224\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">tommy-larson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/100539059369\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres-a\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tommy-larson.tumblr.com\/post\/100025069284\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres\">tommy-larson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>He grins. \u201cReally? And how was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m always extremely hard to read. Poor boy, does it bother you if I\u2019m not pining for the dream to be real?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;One, I\u2019m not a <em>boy<\/em>, I\u2019m a grown <em>man<\/em>. Two, even if I <em>hinted<\/em> at that, I\u2019ve stopped bothering you about it already. Stop assuming things, or I\u2019ll yell rape.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Her eyebrows went up, but after a minute she lifted her hands. &#8220;Alright. I won&#8217;t tease you anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tommy-larson: iamthefirechild: tommy-larson: He grins. \u201cReally? And how was it?\u201d &#8220;I\u2019m always extremely hard to read. Poor boy, does it bother you if I\u2019m not pining for the dream to be real?&#8221; &#8220;One, I\u2019m not a boy, I\u2019m a grown man. Two, even if I hinted at that, I\u2019ve stopped bothering you about it already. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/22\/i-had-a-sex-dream-about-you-last-night-heres\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;I had a sex dream about you last night.&#8221; [here&#8217;s a random thing]<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,387],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}