{"id":34189,"date":"2012-09-10T01:02:46","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T01:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/10\/i-saw-your-m-a-dear-and-if-you-need-any-help\/"},"modified":"2012-09-10T01:02:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T01:02:46","slug":"i-saw-your-m-a-dear-and-if-you-need-any-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/09\/10\/i-saw-your-m-a-dear-and-if-you-need-any-help\/","title":{"rendered":"I saw your M!A, dear, and if you need any help with treating bruises or other klutz-related injuries, I know some salves that would heal you up, beautifully."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, good. I&#8217;ll probably sprain something, too &#8230; ugh. I&#8217;ve never been uncoordinated in my life. And I hate pain. You are a precious lady, Angela.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, good. I&#8217;ll probably sprain something, too &#8230; ugh. I&#8217;ve never been uncoordinated in my life. And I hate pain. You are a precious lady, Angela.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3238,4199,4167,4203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}