{"id":3432,"date":"2014-10-20T02:00:49","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T02:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/20\/open-5\/"},"modified":"2014-10-20T02:00:49","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T02:00:49","slug":"open-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/20\/open-5\/","title":{"rendered":"OPEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/clxustrophxbic.tumblr.com\/post\/100425516499\/open\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">clxustrophxbic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/100368938209\/open\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f17aec5e6b568c857d5cfb70690e3af3\/tumblr_inline_ndo4g0Cxb41rs8qze.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My \/ass\/? Was \/intriguing\/? Will you please make sense?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5181cdea2237d55a0bf433779016dd7b\/tumblr_inline_ndpe1jfuWD1t1ruqd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201c<\/b><small> \u2014 \u2014 It had been a good idea at the time<b>\u2026!<\/b><\/small><b>\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/2c48863a1eea16e7c64f8423c99a02c1\/tumblr_ndq02fbDz31rzdafwo1_100.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[ she gives up ]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Honey, look &#8212; whatever your name is &#8212; I&#8217;m sure you meant to be flattering, but I&#8217;m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to me like a normal human being, fine, great, let&#8217;s go. But this staring and stumbling and stuttering just makes me think someone put you up to this as a big joke on me, and I am tired of it. So you go on back to your buddies and you tell them I didn&#8217;t fall for your little prank.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clxustrophxbic: iamthefirechild: &#8220;My \/ass\/? Was \/intriguing\/? Will you please make sense?&#8221; \u201c \u2014 \u2014 It had been a good idea at the time\u2026!\u201d [ she gives up ] &#8220;Honey, look &#8212; whatever your name is &#8212; I&#8217;m sure you meant to be flattering, but I&#8217;m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/20\/open-5\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">OPEN<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,19,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}