{"id":34359,"date":"2012-08-30T22:33:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-30T22:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/so-um-the-four-hour-line-i-expected-to-stand-in\/"},"modified":"2012-08-30T22:33:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-30T22:33:37","slug":"so-um-the-four-hour-line-i-expected-to-stand-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/so-um-the-four-hour-line-i-expected-to-stand-in\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, um, the four-hour line I expected to stand in? Kind of nonexistent. It took longer to walk to the Sheraton than it did to get the badges.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m going to throw out a few rp posts, because I have more free time than I expected.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the anons will love me, and put some things in my ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, um, the four-hour line I expected to stand in? Kind of nonexistent. It took longer to walk to the Sheraton than it did to get the badges. So I&#8217;m going to throw out a few rp posts, because I have more free time than I expected. Maybe the anons will love me, and put &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/so-um-the-four-hour-line-i-expected-to-stand-in\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3053,3871,63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34359"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}