{"id":34361,"date":"2012-08-30T03:40:30","date_gmt":"2012-08-30T03:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/hiddlessiren-tasteofhiddles-were-in-the\/"},"modified":"2012-08-30T03:40:30","modified_gmt":"2012-08-30T03:40:30","slug":"hiddlessiren-tasteofhiddles-were-in-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/hiddlessiren-tasteofhiddles-were-in-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hiddlessiren.tumblr.com\/post\/30500149627\/tasteofhiddles-were-in-the-2000s-and-there-is\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">hiddlessiren<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tasteofhiddles.tumblr.com\/post\/30499925487\/were-in-the-2000s-and-there-is-still-not-a-crazy\">tasteofhiddles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>We\u2019re in the 2000\u2019s and there is still not a crazy helmet that I can wear to transfer my thoughts onto paper. Come on science. Get on that already.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If I could write this smut as fast as my mind thinks it up\u2026.I\u2019d be set for life.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m writing a new fic\u2026.it\u2019s not going well. I think I\u2019ve been cock-blocked in the brain.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hiddlessiren: tasteofhiddles: We\u2019re in the 2000\u2019s and there is still not a crazy helmet that I can wear to transfer my thoughts onto paper. Come on science. Get on that already. If I could write this smut as fast as my mind thinks it up\u2026.I\u2019d be set for life. I\u2019m writing a new fic\u2026.it\u2019s not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/30\/hiddlessiren-tasteofhiddles-were-in-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34361"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}