{"id":3459,"date":"2014-10-18T22:58:51","date_gmt":"2014-10-18T22:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/18\/theirs-jegusgogfuckass-did-you-kno-that-10\/"},"modified":"2014-10-18T22:58:51","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T22:58:51","slug":"theirs-jegusgogfuckass-did-you-kno-that-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/18\/theirs-jegusgogfuckass-did-you-kno-that-10\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theirs.tumblr.com\/post\/31629209620\/jegusgogfuckass-did-you-kno-that-10-million\">theirs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jegusgogfuckass.tumblr.com\/post\/31628774327\/did-you-kno-that-10-million-pounds-of-maple-syrup\">jegusgogfuckass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec<\/p>\n<p>10 million pounds<\/p>\n<p>1\/3 of the government\u2019s reserve<\/p>\n<p>like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>husband: it&#8217;s kind of one of their major assets?<\/p>\n<p>me: So it&#8217;s like their Fort Knox?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1\/3 of the government\u2019s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/18\/theirs-jegusgogfuckass-did-you-kno-that-10\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}